Tom Waits – Bone Machine (1992)
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[Album 515/1001]
Have you seen the 2013 Jennifer Aniston/Jason Sudeikis comedy, We’re the Millers?
For me, as it so often is, my favourite part of the movie was the scene in which a musician I admire was name-checked.
In this case, Tom Waits, when Sudeikis’s character was describing the story of meeting Jennifer Aniston’s character:
“she was wearing these little Navy Blue Chuck Taylors and these Jean shorts.
No pockets on the back, however that happened.
And this, uh, Tom Waits T-shirt.
I was like, “Oh, that’s cool. “
Because I love Tom Waits.
And she just looked beautiful.
If you’re into that kind of mean, pretty thing.”
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Now my wonderful wife wasn’t sporting a Tom Waits shirt (nor pocket-less jean shorts) when we first met.
However, shortly after meeting my wonderful wife’s cousin’s husband (how’s that for extended family?), I learned he was quite the Tom Waits enthusiast.
So enthusiastic, he would make extended road trips to see Waits perform.
Though I was aware of Tom Waits at the time of our meeting, at this stage (15-ish years ago), I wouldn’t say I loved Tom Waits.
But making the trek to Chicago to see a show? Much like Sudeikis’s character, I was like, “Oh, that’s cool.”
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Last week, when Tom Waits came up in a conversation, my friend Jeff started raving about I Don’t Wanna Grow Up (from the album Bone Machine).
Although Jeff’s stock is already sky-high at our house (his maple syrup is legendary), learning he was a Waits fan somehow sent him soaring even further.
And I didn’t realize (or I had forgotten) that the Ramones version of the tune was a cover, which only boosted The Ramones in my books.
It would appear that simply being a fan of Tom Waits is an efficient way to earn my approval.
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmaple syrup
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Which is strange, as even now, unlike Sudeikis’s character, I still wouldn’t say “I love Tom Waits.”
I like Bone Machine, I dig the emphasis on percussion throughout, and my friend Jeff is right, I Don’t Wanna Grow Up is a great track..
I think this album will eventually be one of those ‘once-in-a-while’ records for me.
Then again, not everything’s meant to be enjoyed all-day, every-day.
I probably would enjoy my friend Jeff’s maple syrup all-day, every-day, but I probably shouldn’t.
The same could possibly said for We’re The Millers-esque comedies.
Not everyone will be a fan of We’re The Millers.
Nor will everyone be a fan of Tom Waits.
But chances are if you’re a fan of all of the above, we’ll get along.
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Verbalize the Positive
Thanks Jeff for the post idea & on behalf of all the Stephens, thanks for the ongoing supply of delicious maple syrup!
I have so much Waits that I’m actually not even sure if I own Bone Machine! But I DO own I Don’t Wanna Grow Up. That’s the main thing!
So much Waits is a fine problem to have Mike!
Never seen We’re The Millers, but we’re pretty big Waits fans around here! This record rules.
Yup, the Ramones was a cover, and a mighty fine one, at that.
Tom Waits FTW!
I think that tune was also an intro to the ramones for me too!
You know those artists you sort of RESPECT but can’t find a way to actually like? Well, Mr Waits is in that category for me. I do enjoy his early boho stuff now and then, but was never really tempted to maintain the relationship.
One thing I do enjoy, however, is maple syrup. And another is your increasingly quirky take on the albums/artists featured at 1001. Spill the wine, take that pearl.
Curious question: Do you like him movies?
I like maple syrup too. I’m partial to dark syrup.
I don’t know if I’ve seen any of his films – but I quite enjoy hearing him in interviews!
SEE MYSTERY MEN! You will love it.
Confession time: Have only seen a couple of movie appearances from TW.
What’s dark syrup? Not something Sith Sap related I hope?
Hah! No. But maple syrup comes in varying degrees of flavour, much like coffee. Stronger maple syrup is often dark — and I love it!
I’m glad you brought up the term relationship – as what I’m finding with Waits, we seem to have a stronger sporadic relationship than a full-immersion relationship.
Cheers to quirkiness Bruce!
Tom Waits for no one! Awesome u have a Maple Syrup connection Geoff! U cannot go wrong with that!
Lego My Eggo!
Consider your eggo legoed Deke!
hahahaha….
To be honest, this is an album I’m not looking forward to reviewing. His early albums are pretty interesting, but I can’t get past his grunting tuneles vocal on later records.
And I think one has to be in the right mood for his patented growl!
Funny (?) story about ‘I Don’t Wanna Grow Up’: I first heard it in Grade 7 when my teacher – who was into lots of cool music – was teaching us about poetry and played us both versions of the song as an example, which I guess was one of the first times I’d heard anything “alternative”! I didn’t listen to much else other than The Beatles at the time – the only thing I knew about the Ramones was that they were named for Paul McCartney’s stage name, let alone anything about Waits! – but by a few years time, I’d widened my horizons and remembered what my teacher had played for us that day and they became among my favourite artists…
That sounds like a fantastic teacher!
So if not a ‘funny’ story – it’s fun for me to learn about where others were first introduced to an artist!
I have a lot of friends who have on off relationships with Mr. Waits. Personally I love him and can often be found listening to back to back Waits albums. I used to gift this particular album to friends as is was one of the most impactful albums I had ever heard at that point (must have been 1996 when I first heard it). Utterly wonderful album.
… similarly , I can be found with a plateful of pancakes smothered in maple syrup. I pour that stuff on whatever I think seems reasonable (pretty much everything at this stage).
I’m equally liberal when it comes to maple syrup usage J!
I think instead of ‘on/off,’ I’m in more of an “on/see you in a bit” relationship with Waits – but I think it would still make for a fine gift!